yeah this page is useless... SO WHAT?!?!?!?!

a page of nothing... oh, AND my funky lil toys!
welcome to the cyber hell of bLaCkDeAtH666. I haven't really come up with an actual PURPOSE for this page yet, except that i get to store all the lil gadgets and shit i find on the net here. Oh well, who ever said everything must have a purpose anyhow.
I know shit all about html, and building a page, and I'm as lazy as hell, so this page is going to suck at large, unless i wake up one day and find out im a total computer nerd who knows how to do all this crap... but hey, looks aren't everything, so maybe i will make something of this page yet
I got toyyyyyys!!!
First up... the goth quote generator. Remember, these aren't my words, they're just a bunch of shit ripped out from some random site. Hey, it's all in good fun!
A Quote

And next up, we have the troubled little teen gal Tina.. shes a sarcastic lil bitch who complains WAY too much... wow, its like im looking in a mirror!
Tina the Troubled Teen
Wow, i even have weather updates! OK, so the weather in Hell may not be all that relevant to you, but...don't judge me!
The Weather in Hell
And now some weird old dude who offers us ever-so-relevant bits of advice. What a darl!
Uncle Hyman
OK, so this next one is a little bit morbid... alright, so maybe a counter telling me how long I have to live is more than a LITTLE bit morbid... but hey, at least it didn't say two days!
Morty the Death's Head
Favorite Links
 
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budsmoker.com
for all the budsmokers out there... what more is there to say, if you like a toke, this page is the place for you...OoOoOo, and you can get your own '@budsmoker.com' email addy. fUnky!

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viewaskew.com
this is the home of the ever famous, always entertaining, and fucken legendary viewaskew productions... check out info on the films, interviews with the askew team, viewaskew merchandise, and comments from THE MAN hinself, Kevin Smith... NOOCH


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